The Dilemma of Accounting in Filipino

The Dilemma of Accounting in Filipino

ACCOUNTANTS (Pagtutuos), TAKE NOTE!!!

A Bill filed by Sen. Lito Lapid asks that proposed laws should be written in Filipino (Pilipino). Likewise, the official spoken language in the Senate should be Filipino.. But I doubt this Bill will see the light of day. Read on to know why.

Ang Paggamit ng Wikang Pilipino

A young, good-looking representative from Laguna sponsored a Bill recommending the Filipino language be used in all levels of accounting firms and banking institutions. The solon claimed it will provide a better understanding of the business transactions for those who are inexperienced and non-English speaking citizens.

The Bill received unanimous approval from the House and was presented to the President for signature to become the law of the land. But, in spite of the overwhelming pressure from the members of Congress, the President vetoed the bill...

WHY?
She explained that when the English "business" words are translated in Tagalog, they sound very malicious (malaswa) and are "nakaka-hiya at Nakaka-kilabot"!

Here are a few sample words - English to Filipino
Asset - Ari
Fixed Asset - Nakatirik na Ari
Liquid Asset - Basang Ari
Solid Asset - Matigas na Ari
Owned Asset - Sariling Pag-aari
Other Asset - Ari ng Iba
Miscellaneous Asset - Iba't-ibang klaseng Ari
Asset Write-Off - Pinutol na Pag-a ari
Depreciation of Asset - Laspag na Pag-aari
Fully Depreciated Asset - Laspag na laspag na Pag-aari
Earning Asset - Tumutubong Pag-aari
Working Asset - Ganado pa ang Ari
Non-Earning Asset - Baldado na ang Ari
Erroneous Entry - Mali ang Pagka-Pasok
Double Entry - Dalawang Beses Ipinasok
Multiple Entry - Labas Pasok nang Labas Pasok
Correcting Entry - Itinama ang Pag Pasok
Reversing Entry - Baligtad ang Pagka Kapasok
Dead Asset - Patay na ang ARI

Amazing Rice fields of Japan

The creativity of humans is unbelievable.

Stunning crop art has sprung up across rice fields in Japan . But this is no alien creation – the designs have been cleverly planned and planted. Farmers creating the huge displays use no ink or dye. Instead, different colours of rice plants have been precisely and strategically arranged and grown in the paddy fields. As summer progresses and the plants shoot up, the detailed artwork begins to emerge. A Sengoku warrior on horseback has been created from hundreds of thousands of rice plants, the colours created by using different varieties, in Inakadate in Japan The largest and finest work is grown in the Aomori village of Inakadate , 600 miles north of Toyko, where the tradition began in 1993. The village has now earned a reputation for its agricultural artistry and this year the enormous pictures of Napoleon and a Sengoku-period warrior, both on horseback, are visible in a pair of fields adjacent to the town hall. More than 150,000 vistors come to Inakadate, where just 8,700 people live, every summer to see the extraordinary images. Each year hundreds of volunteers and villagers plant four different varieties of rice in late May across huge swathes of paddy fields. Napoleon on horseback can be seen from the skies, created by precision planting and months of planning among villagers and farmers in Inkadate. Fictional warrior Naoe Kanetsugu and his wife Osen appear in fields near the town of Yonezawa , Japan . And in recent years, other villages have joined in with the plant designs. Another famous rice paddy art venue is near the town of Yonezawa in the Yamagata prefecture. This year's design shows the fictional 16th-century samurai warrior Naoe Kanetsugu and his wife, Osen, whose lives feature in the television series Tenchijin. Various artworks have popped up in other rice-farming areas of Japan this year, including designs of deer dancers. Smaller works of crop art can be seen in other rice-farming areas of Japan , such as this image of Doraemon and deer dancers. The farmers create the murals by planting little purple and yellow-leafed kodaimai rice along with their local green-leafed tsugaru roman variety, to create the coloured patterns between planting and harvesting in September. The murals in Inakadate cover 15,000 square metres of paddy fields. From ground level, the designs are invisible, and viewers have to climb the mock castle tower of the village office to get a glimpse of the work. Rice-paddy art began there in 1993 as a local revitalization project, an idea that grew out of meetings held by the village committee. Closer to the image, the careful placing of thousands of rice plants can be seen in the paddy fields. The different varieties of rice plants grow alongside one another to create the masterpieces. In the first nine years, the village office workers and local farmers grew a simple design of Mount Iwaki every year. But their ideas grew more complicated and attracted greater attention. In 2005 agreements between landowners allowed the creation of enormous works of rice paddy art. A year later, organisers used computers to plot the precise planting of the four differently coloured rice varieties that bring the images to life.

Escort Duty

Escort Him !

Is This how he will look when he comes back for us?? !!!!!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!!

I am sending HIM to you because you
Are a Special Person in my life.

When HE gets to your PC,
Please escort HIM to the next points on HIS journey.

Please don't allow HIM to sleep on your PC.. The message HE is carrying is so very important and needs to continue on its journey. May God bless you as you do this. - AMEN
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Our assignment is to Love others
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Throughout the world!

Have a Blessed Day and reach out and touch someone's life today!
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With God all things are possible...

Matthew 19:

De Wan en Onli in da Philippines

Ngiiiiiyaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . . . . .
Forward March. . . Left. . . Left. . . Left, Right, Left. . . he he he



Date: Friday, 28 August, 2009, 10:48 AM





A couple of days ago, an embarrasing scene was played on TV when a flip general was carried on someone else shoulder so he wouldnt get wet when he stepped on a banka boat . the american officer on the other hand waded on the water and stepped on the banka without any help. See the symbolism on why the philippines have problems ?

I think the Filipino General should be fired. How could he win the war against the Abu Sayaf? Eh, tubig lang takot na siya. Nakakahiya!! . . .(Daw. . . . OWWwwwwwww. . . . )

Lalong nakakahiya doon sa Kano na kasunod niya.
he he he he he he he he (Hindi nga nahiya ehhhhh!!!)

BAGONG PEDICURE SIGURO SI SIR! ! . . . . este si General Problem. . .(Hay! type ko rin magpapedicure sa mga Abu Sayyaf). . .

Send this to all your friends and hopefully this will circulate back to the Philippines . . . .

Eating Fuits

Hope this information makes you want to have your fruit everyday!!
Have a Wonderful Day !!!! Also...there's important information regarding HEART ATTACKS --Read to the End.

Eating Fruits EATING FRUITS ....... It's long but VERY INFORMATIVE! We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths. It's not as easy as you think. It's important to know how and when to eat. What is the correct way of eating fruits? IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUITS AFTER YOUR MEALS! FRUITS SHOULD BE EATEN ON AN EMPTY STOMACH. If you eat fruit like that, it will play a major role to detoxify your system, supplying you with a great deal of energy for weight loss and other life activities. FRUIT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD. Let's say you eat two slices of bread and then a slice of fruit. The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the stomach into the intestines, but it is prevented from doing so. In the meantime the whole meal rots and ferments and turns to acid. The minute the fruit comes into contact with the food in the stomach and digestive juices, the entire mass of food begins to spoil. ; So please eat your fruits on an empty stomach or before your meals! You have heard people complaining - every time I eat watermelon I burp, when I eat durian my stomach bloats up, when I eat a banana I feel like running to the toilet etc - actually all this will not arise if you eat the fruit on an empty stomach. The fruit mixes with the putrefying other food and produces gas and hence you will bloat! Graying hair, balding, nervous outburst, and dark circles under the eyes all these will not happen if you take fruits on an empty stomach. There is no such thing as some fruits, like orange and lemon are acidic, because all fruits become alkaline in our body, according to Dr. Herbert Shelton who did research on this matter. If you have mastered the correct way of eating fruits, you have the Secret of beauty, longevity, health, energy, happiness and normal weight. When you need to drink fruit juice - drink only fresh fruit juice, NOT from the cans. Don't even drink juice that has been heated up. Don't eat cooked fruits because you don't get the nutrients at all. You only get to taste. Cooking destroys all the vitamins. But eating a whole fruit is better than drinking the juice. If you should drink the juice, drink it mouthful by mouthful slowly, because you must let it mix with your saliva before swallowing it. You can go on a 3-day fruit fast to cleanse your body. Just eat fruits and drink fruit juice throughout the 3 days and you will be surprised when your friends tell you how radiant you look! KIWI: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, vitamin E & fiber. Its vitamin C content is twice that of an orange. APPLE: An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low vitamin C content, it has antioxidants & flavonoids which enhances the activity of vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke. STRAWBERRY: Protective Fruit. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits & protect the body from cancer-causing, blood vessel-clogging free radicals. ORANGE : Sweetest medicine. Taking 2-4 oranges a day may help keep colds away,lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessens the risk of colon cancer. WATERMELON: Coolest thirst quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione, which helps boost our immune system. They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients found in watermelon are vitamin C & Potassium. GUAVA & PAPAYA: Top awards for vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fiber, which helps prevent constipation. Papaya is rich in carotene; this is good for your eyes. Drinking Cold water after a meal = Cancer! Can you believe this? For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup,warm water or warm beer after a meal. A serious note about heart attacks HEART ATTACK PROCEDURE': (THIS IS NOT A JOKE!) Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack . Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.. Sixty percent of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the better chance we could survive... A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life. Read this..It could save your life!!

FERRY RIDE ALONG ILOG PASIG

Mention riding a ferry along the Pasig River to most people, and you will almost always be met with a disgusted look, or a wrinkling of the nose. While the Pasig River has become legendary for its filth, that will not deter us from trying out the Pasig River Ferry, because the experience will not be as bad as one would expect. I decided to go on a Sunday, starting off at the Guadalupe station, which was just a few meters away from the MRT's own Guadalupe stop. Upon entering the ferry station, I was greeted by a rather clean, tiny structure--quite a contrast against the murky river. Tiles were new and clean, the waiting area was airconditioned, and everyone--from the security guard to the ticket seller--was friendly and courteous. It also had facilities for the handicapped, which makes this mode of transportation a good option than other commuting facilities. I purchased a ticket for P25, and found the ticket quite fancy. Printed on thermal paper, it looked like a receipt printed with a barcode, and you have to just swipe it over the sensor of the turnstile to enter the platform. Unfortunately, the tickets are coll ected before you board the ferry, so there are no chances of keeping it as a souvenir.

Most of you will be delighted to know that the ferry is airconditioned, which means you don't have to worry about the stench of the river. The twin-engine catamaran-type ferry employs blue plastic seats that are comfortable enough for the 50-minute ride to Escolta. It's been said that the ferry can accommodate 150 passengers at a time. A uniformed guard from the Presidential Security Group (PSG) is also on board, because the ferry passes by Malacanang Palace (there lives the president of the Philippines).

Escolta station If you're worried that the boat ride might get boring, you'd be wrong. The ferry is equipped with a flat-screen TV that shows music videos of Air Supply, or some videoke tracks that you can sing along to while on board.

And if that isn't your type of entertainment, the view along the route is actually pretty interesting. I will not fool you into thinking that it was grand or awesome or breathtaking, because it really wasn't. The river could really use a good cleaning, but the view along the riverbank is something you don't see every day.

Manila Post Office It gives you a different view on things. The houses that you don't normally see when your bus is hurtling past EDSA, the naked children swimming in the river who think nothing of the filthy flotsam on the waters, and the rusty barges that float alongside you on the river. It's not a glorious sight, but it's still a fresh perspective. Plus, the ride is so much calmer, especially compared to getting shaken around as your car criss-crosses its way to beat the traffic along busy Guadalupe.

Abandoned warehouses Truth be told, I see a lot of potential in this ferry. The ferry itself is great--it's airconditioned, it's clean, and it's quite fast. I was disembarking at Escolta after about 45-50 minutes. It's a great alternative to commuting by land or rail--especially when you think about the buses with drivers that seem to believe they're driving Kia Prides, or the number of people you have to fight off just to get precious space on the train. To date, there are six stations up and running: Guadalupe, Hulo, Lambingan, Sta. Ana, PUP, Lawton and Escolta. They're thinking of adding more stations in Marikina and San Juan to cover more areas.

Hulo station The fare scheme has changed since the opening of the Pasig River Ferry Project. It started out with a flat-rate of P25 (less than $0.60 or > 60c) to and from any destination. Weekends still have the P25 flat-rate, but because there seem to be very few patrons of the ferry plus with the high price of gasoline, fares are now at P25, P35, and P45 on weekdays, depending on the distance. Still the ferry is the fastest way to go places around Metro Manila within the Pasig River area NO TRAFFIC Ferry schedules start at 5:45 AM in Guadalupe, and end at 10:15 PM in Escolta. There are 30-minute intervals between departures. Aside from the novelty, riding the Pasig Ferry actually has a lot of perks. How else can you get to Escolta from Guadalupe in less than an hour? It's also a pretty good alternative if you're lugging plenty of purchases from Divisoria or Tutuban. You no longer need to fight for space on the jeep, or inconvenience other passengers with your packages. It's a great way to rest your tired feet after a long day of walking around Binondo. So next time you're thinking of a different way to travel, try out the Pasig Ferry.